"As You Like It" in 30 minutes...

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Oh and did I mention that we have to do the whole play in 30 minutes? Well, I guess it's better than sitting on the floor with the 5th graders... Now I know this is Shakespeare, but tell the cast you like it anyway. This whole play just cracks me up! But a fourth grade kid told me that that bathroom was only for little kids and I couldn't find another one and I really gotta go! "THE HILLS ARE ALIVE, WITH THE SOUND OF..." Oops, sorry, I just had to break into song... Seek help, dear friend... David concentrates very hard, hoping that his mutant powers will keep the audience from noticing that Jacques is a girl... If you don't spit the hair out, we're going to the Heimlich right here on stage! Mutant X-women Dusto turns her arm into a feather duster and attacks Zach's knee! Yes, Love, you ARE standing in front of a bunch of 11 year olds while wearing burlap... Hey Adina, where's the darn limbo bar! Hands under elbows, Bozo, keep the hands under the elbows! OOOh am I gonna tell your Daddy on you... Red sneakers -- a little known 15th century fashion statement. Jackie puts so much energy into her dancing that her arms begin to shrink... "Roses are red, violets are blue, these poems stink, and so do ..." "Hey Adina, show us again how you swallow a grape whole!" "OK now, I'm not going to show you how to get back to TJ unless you turn around!"