King Lear -- Backstage


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Hi, Big Boy, nice chair ya got there... Hi, Big Boy, nice lunch ya got there... Oooh, tell us more catwalk stories! How'd you like sweet and sour chicken up the ear, director man? Euwww, that's all covered with ear wax! I will not smile, I will not smile, I will not smile... OK, next YOU can Vulcan mind meld with ME! Big Whoop! So you say you like curly hair? Would you please pay me homage before I fall asleep? It's almost showtime!  And I've forgotton all my queues! Big smiles for the camera now... Now watch me blow a glob of spit all the way across the room and onto Will's head! And finally, you all are the biggest slobs I've ever seen!