King Lear -- Rehearsal

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I've assumed the position, now what am I supposed to kiss goodbye? Siamese twins, joined at the... well, nevermind OK, bud, much closer and we'll be joined at the... Boy, this play sure is fun! Script meditation Boy, this play sure is fun! Aww, he cut out all the juicy bits... Boy, this play sure is fun! You just won't believe where her other arm is... Hmmm, what went wrong?  Last time I did this, Will was struck by lightning. Waddya mean higher?  This is as far as I can lift it! My mistake, I thought I was playing Prince Imhotep... Just a moment here, you're a GIRL! Did YOU know Kent was a girl? And YOU'RE a girl too (I'm getting good at this...)! Laura's yawn is contagious... What do you mean I don't look like an 80 yr old? One more comment from Will and I'm just NOT responsible! Yes I'd like to dance but you've got to come closer... If I hadn't already highlighted all my lines, I'd roll this into a ball and stomp it into pulp! No, King Lear was not a closet t-shirt model! Now where'd I put the rest of my snack? Sometimes he just plain scares me! OK, I give up, you DO have a steelier gaze than I do... If I clench my neck hard enough, maybe Will'll let me play Lear as a Cardassian... I vant to be alone... Everyone in this play looks meaner than me. Yep, yep, chalkboards are sure fun, yep. This whole business just wears me out...