A Rehearsal (Yes, we DID rehearse!)

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Rehearsal? What rehearsal? Is there a rehearsal here today? Oh my God where am I and how do I get home? Now let's see... do I memorize the highlited ones or cut them out and throw them away? You should have seen my LAST part! I had THIS MANY LINES! See those chairs over there? Go sit in them... OK, so we're in a circle. Now what? And when I smile real big, my eyes turn red! Surely THAT'S worth a bigger part! Red power... The aftermath of "Revenge of the Directors" Queues? I don' need no stinkin' queues! Just gimme a minute, I know my line's in here somewhere... OK, now why am I here again? Ok, let me get this straight. The nearest exit is over THERE. Disorganized warmups... Relativistic hand motion. Gather round children, I'm going to tell you a very sad story by a dead English guy... And then Romeo said "I think climbing up the trellis has given me a hernia" If I wind your hair up, you'll be able to skip straight to integration! The thinker... Feeding Frenzy! Scientists use hidden high speed cameras to study the feeding frenzy. Her eyes sparkled with the lure of the theater (or is it insanity over managing two casts simultaneously?) You put your right hand in, you put your right hand out... "To be or not to..." no, wait. OK who swapped my script! Romeo, King of Cool. But the script says I get to punch you... Hey Romeo, cum heah, I tink we wants to slap dis guy around... Hey sweetie, wanna see me play "Stardust" on my aimpit? Directorial dental hygene session. Now as your nurse I'm telling you, stop that knuckle cracking! Juliet, I love you even though your knuckles look like they belong on a 50 yr old farmer... Lemme go, lemme go! Now I'm going to show you that I can take notes REAL fast! Gotcha director lady -- you say play dead, I play dead... Stop trying to hit me and hit me! Here's looking at you, kid... Where am I? Must remember where I am. Oh yeah, and who am I? Help me with my lines or I bang your head into the exit sign again! Oh God, Sarah's almost up to takeoff speed again... The lonely life of a tech sponsor... This way, look this way! Oh won't they ever notice that I'm the director? Memorize those lines bud or Sarah honks her nose again! Not much chance of any crows hanging around here! OK, now everybody watch. Sarah's demonstrating the Watusi, and I'm going to show you how to Frug... (Okay, so I'm dating myself -- sue me...) Find your contact lens yet? Don't worry, I know CPR! Hey, I know CPR too! Can I try? OK showoff, enough of the CPR with your head... Puleeeze don't make me try mouth to mouth... Hey, I'm dead too! Please CPR me too, huh? Now look what you've done! You put em all to sleep...